Vlad Tepes presents Best Sequel Title Ideas of All Time
1. Sex and the City 3: Rise of the Machines
2. Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogalo
3. Indiana Jones 5: We Have Nothing But Contempt For All You Sad Pricks and Assholes Who Pay Money to See This Utter Crap
4. Transformers 4: Because We Can And You Assholes Will Still Pay
5. Fast and the Furious 6: We Do This to Keep Two Utterly Shit Actors Out of Decent Films. You’re Welcome.
6. Scream 5: Scream Four plus One
7. Sex and the City 4: Yes, These Now Fucking Wrinkled Hags Will Be Naked in 3D
8. Saw VV: After VII, We Don’t Know How the Roman Numerals Go
9. Avatar 2: The Search For a Fucking Story
10. Madea Goes Straight to Video
Vlad Tepes Presents Best Female Celebrity Names…Violated.
1. I’d Scarlett her Johansson
2. I’d Sandra her Bullock
3. I’d consider Kieraing her Knightley
4. I’d Marcia her Gay Harden
5. I’d Mila her Kunis
6. I’d Rosario her Dawson
7. I’d Beyonce her Knowles
8. I’d Lucy her Liu
9. I’d Emily her Blunt
10. I’d Britney her Spears
11. I would under no conditions Oprah her Winfrey
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