Vlad Tepes presents Best Sequel Title Ideas of All Time
1. Sex and the City 3: Rise of the Machines
2. Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogalo
3. Indiana Jones 5: We Have Nothing But Contempt For All You Sad Pricks and Assholes Who Pay Money to See This Utter Crap
4. Transformers 4: Because We Can And You Assholes Will Still Pay
5. Fast and the Furious 6: We Do This to Keep Two Utterly Shit Actors Out of Decent Films. You’re Welcome.
6. Scream 5: Scream Four plus One
7. Sex and the City 4: Yes, These Now Fucking Wrinkled Hags Will Be Naked in 3D
8. Saw VV: After VII, We Don’t Know How the Roman Numerals Go
9. Avatar 2: The Search For a Fucking Story
10. Madea Goes Straight to Video
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